Went to woolies,
It’s that time –
So I huddled a pile of chocolate and a 40 pack of super tampons.
Headed to the till and said box of tampons falls to the floor, explodes and all 40 individual tampons scattered around me and the feet of bystanders.
Every possible resident happened to be around. I had to laugh, whilst being bright red.
I scavenged them all up and put them in their box.
That scenario suits my life to a T 😂😂
My daughter said “oh no mum your plugs” 🤦♀️
Just as I was almost redeemed and had composed myself.
A man goes
“That explains the chocolate”.
Just when id finally reached the age of not giving a damn about buying them or purposely going through a female check out 😂
I am now back at age 13.
- you can be as cool as you like, but…
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